An Epic Drinking Song for Emily, who likes rum and cokes and watching Netflix, and who took this picture while on holiday.
Emily went on holiday
She was having lots of fun
She got herself a rum and coke
That’s when the trouble begun
For she was reading Rum Luck
When a pirate came ashore
He said, “If you’re drinking rum and reading rum
You’re the woman I adore.”
So the pirate captured Emily
And took her on his sailing ship
He said, “You’ll learn to love me
On our year-long pirating trip.”
Emily, she hatched a plan
And said, “I’ll go with you
Only if you share my interests.”
He said, “Tell me what to do.”
She introduced him to Netflix
And he gave up the skull and bones
‘Cause it’s tough to capture other ships
When you’re watching Jessica Jones
So let that be a lesson
To everyone you know
The best way to stop pirates is
Low-cost streaming video.
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