Here’s an Epic Drinking Song for Mike, who likes nature, playing guitar, and fancy wines, Coke, bourbon or pretty well any other beverage.
(Based on a true story.)
Oh once there was a man named Mike
He travelled to Gili Air –
An island in the Pacific
And oh, what happened there?
He showed up on the beach one night
The fishermen were drinkin’
Mike said, “I’ve got a plan for you
Now here is what I’m thinkin’…”
“We’ve got to get the sauce just right
We’ll mash up all those roots
And then we’ll have a meal to pair
With your tasty local hooch”
Next day Mike could not be found
So his friends went out in search
But they could not find him
They feared he was in the lurch
But then they heard the music
Of guitar, pretty as you’d like
The fisherman gathered round ‘im
Eating a dish they call ‘The Mike’.
So let this be a lesson
For those with strange pursuits
If you find yourself with strangers
Always stay true to your roots
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